Heh, King Robert.

Worse, this means that his math was incorrect. I almost forgot. I can… feel it happening on its own… Finally.

I think I still should be pretty good for a while… At least… no, no, I won't be in here that long… I'll definitely figure something out…Anna, what would we do with a case like this?

How about you, red?Anna and I met on-site in 1988. What do you want to tell me?This place is getting smaller.

Girlfriend? Ma'am you really shouldn't be touching that barehanded, it could be hazardous, you should wait for the cleaning team to—There's so much blood here, there's so much, honey. I mostly worked with higher than average Hume Fields, and the reality benders we tested never had a Field lower than 0.8. It also explains why I'm not dead from dehydration or hunger yet, time barely passes in here.

When the window closes?Think, dammit, Robert, think. This place is… god, this place. Okay, the No, red, not even fucking close, you must've converted Kejel's Third Law equation wrong. Our declassifications both summarize the article as well as narratively explain and analyze its moving parts and thematic elements to enrich your reading experience.Press J to jump to the feed. Just a little bit, I just… I just want to see her a bit.Hi, Anna, I'm still here, I'm still here. Yeah, it's a gap.

Dr. Lang, please, please, step away from the—Dr. Dr. Lang! Come on, red.He fades between moments of coherence and recollection and moments of anger.

Holy… shit, shit, shit… I… just discovered a new property of this place. No, no I'm not sure, but I need to find out.

You know, a delicate machine and hardware.

Black hair, green eyes, 160. Birthday, September 19, 1961.Name, Robert Scranton. Come on.

Yeah, entered is better. Wikidot.com Terms of Service - what you can, what you should not etc. Site members will generally downvote jokes that they don't find funny. God she was beautiful. With my real thumb. Oh… sorry, I-I'll try to remember…Lucy. Lang? In SCP 2000 it mentions how Robert Scranton invented the reality anchors in the 19th century (im fairly certain thats where the anchors and scranton were first discussed but if im wrong i apologize). Hahaha… hahahahaha…"I'm sorry, Robert, I'm afraid I can't do that." 0.05 is… yeah.I was lying. It hurts… a lot, but… at this point I don't think I'm gonna die… So… I'm gonna… I'm gonna take my time… I guess.

]At first, Dr. Scranton was just trying to repeat important information to keep himself focused and sane. This place… really won't let me stop… Tired…I… did die, red.

All this time, I've been thinking I might be walking on… some sort of… flat ground, if you will.

I died, a lot. Yeah, yeah, pretty sure it's good still. You've got to think! If I don't concentrate on it, it's fine, but I feel this… tingling all over my face. Girlfriend? Do pracy rodacy! I'm talking about the LSS, red. What do you think?Whatever's left of Robert is able to just about kinda function, because the pocket dimension doesn't have much reality in it. SCP-3001 is by far my favourite series 4 article and you really did it justice. SCP-3001 I can't even see what color it is anymore.

Is this… is this something like Kejel's Fourth Law? It wouldn't be right to call it a vacuum - a vacuum has properties that adhere to rules we understand and can predict.

Doing so will increase the time he has available - for whatever reason, they will decay slower if kept separate.He has another idea as well.

Click here to toggle editing of individual sections of the page (if possible). SCP-3001 is what happens when one of those bubbles pop and spills its contents into the void between the balls, where the overall density of the void is much less then the density of any of the balls. Ultra real, the realest guy in a world of no-real.You have no sense of humor as usual, red. It's one of my favorites, that's for sure.New comments cannot be posted and votes cannot be castSecure, Contain, Protect | The official subreddit for the SCP Wiki collaborative-fiction project.Looks like you're using new Reddit on an old browser. Previously it was hypothetical, but now we know that you end up in SCP-3001.While believed to be an infinitely extending parallel universe, SCP-3001 is almost completely devoid of any matter and has an extremely low Hume Level of 0.032, contradicting Kejel's Laws of Reality with the relation between Humes and spacetime.I hope you read about Humes. Age, 39. Hello?! This place is… god, this place. That'll have to do. I… I need to keep a record. This dimension (or non-dimension) being paradoxical means that logic is different there, such that (at least some types of) physical paradoxes can exist.A parallel dimension (more properly parallel Universe) is something predicted by one interpretation of quantum physics - the idea that there are other Universes out there, very much like our own, but with some differences.

God, I stink. The site may not work properly if you don't If you do not update your browser, we suggest you visit Press J to jump to the feed. Fucking stupid, Robert, stupid, just-just- GAAAAAAAAAAAH—His idea of an edge turned out to be pointless.

I know there is no canon and everything, but why does your Scranton live 100 years after that?

Even a job like mine lets you enjoy your honeymoon… So, come on red, open up, put 'er there, high five.

I am super-real. Just …