Here are 105 of the best pun-based jokes. Via: justbadpuns.com. If mom leaves her alphabet soup on the stove and forgets about it, it would spell disaster. Puns. By clicking "Save", you agree to our What do the ducks have for dinner? 6 Armstrong Road | Suite 301 | Shelton, CT | 06484 Be the first to know about new giveaways, teacher tips, and laugh-out-loud posts.

4. 50 Quick Funny Puns That Will Crack You Up In Five Seconds Flat By January Nelson Updated October 30, 2018. 7. Now you can easily and quickly add contacts from your email account (such as Gmail, Hotmail, Yahoo etc. May 21, 2020 - Explore ttciancio's board "Alphabet", followed by 266 people on Pinterest.

5. We all love a good pun; those moments where a play-on-words can elevate a news headline, quip or joke to iconic status.. One letter can make a big difference. My father loves eating reams of soup.

On their way home after a hard day at work, one flea suggests to another that they should hop home and the second flea responds, “I think I am too exhausted, what about itching a hike?” 3.

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Checkout; Alphabet Letters & Quotes. If your stunted intellectual growth permitted an understanding of puns but not the memorization of 26 simple letters, then do I have the visual mnemonic device for you! By January Nelson Updated October 30, 2018. It’s a pun for when you’re feeling tense. 8. Instead of manually entering the email addresses you want to send to each and every time, you can now create your own personalized contact list that will be available for you to use any time you want to share one of our posts with your friends and family.

Super funny puns! Sign-up to receive our newsletter. Copyright © 2020. None of the alphabet letters can hurt you if they get close except for letter B (bee). That is the reason why I think he should be nominated to the Soup – ream – court! Jun 4, 2020 - Explore Dee Williams's board "templates" on Pinterest. Embrace your inner geekiness. 4. I’m super friendly with 25 letters of the alphabet.

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Print them, put them up in your classroom, or just share with a teacher BFF who is just as nerdy! You can’t go wrong with alphabet puns.

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However, we can all agree that these grammar puns and jokes are funny.

3. We've collected the best of Alphabet jokes and puns just for you. All rights reserved. They have Quackers and soup.

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Or should that be worst? It only allows 140 letters. 5. Enjoy these hilarious and funny Alphabet jokes.

1. I started a company selling land mines disguised as prayer mats.

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A collection of Alphabet jokes and Alphabet puns.

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